- most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
- me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
the ‘boiling pot’ at the bottom of Victoria Falls
Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.A visitor.
It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance